I took my son and TWO of his friends from school bowling today. One on one, Master G's friends are okay - spastic at times, but they are nine-year old boys. Put three of them together, and WW3 is likely to start! But that isn't the point of this post (it might be for my "real blog")...what does this have to do with my funny brother...
Lucky for me, my brother decided to have mercy...uhm...join me in my plan for bowling fun. [Did I thank you yet, Master G's Uncle?] At one point, I went to high-five my brother, probably after he demonstrated an incredibly difficult gutter ball...hee, hee...and I noticed he had a mark smack dab in the middle of his palm.
Here is the convo that followed...
Me: "So, when did you go all 'Jesus Christ Pose' on us?" * (gratuitous Chris Cornell reference...oooooh, Chris Cornell!)
Lil' bro: "Yeah, I am only half-circumcised...ehhh?"
Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'm gonna send that in a text to GEM! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Good thing the bowling alley wasn't too busy and no one was paying any attention to us, especially the three nine-year old's we were watching!
*No offense intended. Oh, and Lil' bro meant to say "crucified", not "circumcised", which is the only reason this was funny!
Oh, and since I mentioned the wondrous Chris Cornell, man with a golden voice, here is some sexy...
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