4 months of school hell and the last 2 chock-full of time-wasting, blog-catching-up, and fucking fanfiction…that’s where! [Oh, and blogger sucks or I am a sucky blogger...whatever. I am NOT going back and reformatting this so my paragraohs do what they are fucking supposed to do. FUCK IT!!]
So, I knew that I had been lacking on the blog posts. Hell, I never was a heavy blog poster. I am MUCH more a lurker on other blogs - Twitarded, Robsessed, LLT, LTR, TwiBite, RAoR, and my new found time-waster, Twired (she’s in SD!)! Oh, and don't even get me started on my fanfiction, uhhhhmmmmm…..errrrr, problem!
I made a list of things I wanted/needed to blog about…months ago. Shit, there is a post I want to do about GEM and my Valentine’s Day fun-date!! And I want to post about GEM’s love affair with Lil Bro and Ferris Beuller’s Day Off. And GEM and I finally got our own mini E’s and a lopsided mini B and they have been on a few adventures (like humping the Salvatore brothers!), although they have been locked up for a while now. And a few items on the list I can’t remember what I was going to blog about! That’s not even mentioning shit that didn’t get to the old ass list like Remember Me, the Eclipse premiere, and GEM and her going to fucking France and NOT getting me a copy of THIS! Bitch!
So, the posts will come and be extremely outdated, but still funny at least to me! But first…Let the rambling begin!
So, Brit Lit I and II, French I, and a Reader’s Theatre class. 14 fucking units – NEVER AGAIN! I was bummed I didn’t get to really enjoy my literature classes, but there was just SO MUCH FUCKING reading to do. I’m afraid that fact of school life (too much reading) is not going away any time soon, since I want to major in fucking English! And the only reason I was able to make it through French was because my somewhat ginkgo-biloba deprived brain actually remembered a good chunk of the French I took in high school…20 years ago! But I made Dean’s list again with a 3.721 GPA! Holy fucking shit, batman…I.B.SMART! Or I fake it pretty good!
My boys helped with the semester from hell also. The boy, Master G, is old enough to feed and bathe himself and get to sleep on his own; he just doesn’t always do it in the timely manner that I would have liked, had I really been paying any attention. And Mr. lrb wasn’t working.
Now this last point is a double-edged sword. Not working means less pay…A LOT less. And A LOT of stress because of that lack of fundage. But Mr. lrb was able to keep Master G doing homework, take him to baseball practice, even becoming an un-official coach (he was SOOOO cute out there trying to not swear at other kids because they aren’t as cool as Master G!), feed the boy, and often times, feed me! He even occasionally loaded the dishwasher! I still unloaded the dishwasher and did laundry and went grocery shopping and cleaned the house because, really, this is Mr. lrb we are talking about and if he could use the dryer as a dresser he would, and has! And he doesn’t do stores. And he is a man. But I couldn’t have gotten through this semester without him! So, even though we were stressed, it was probably the best time ever for him to be out of work.
And because of the semester from hell, I had to quit the blogs and fanfiction or else I was going to FAIL! STOP IT COLD -FUCK! Well, I did still go to Robsessed (I had to make sure that HHH didn’t die or something) and I still went to Twitarded, because those twat waffles are funny as shit, but I pretty much stopped all other BS. And so for the last 2 months, since school let out, I have been catching up on my favorite blogs and reading WAY too much fanfiction! I used to wait until the boy was in bed or at least out of the room. But, NOT ANY MORE!! I just make sure that when the lemons are on screen, I watch for the boy sneaking up on me! He likes to hover and it drives me fucking batty! I caught up on a few stories that I was following. I finally read Master of the Universe and I LOVE ME SOME FIFTY!!! I even donated to the Fandom Gives Back, including donating for the EPOV proposal from Clipped Wings & Inked Armor before I even read the story…although I have read it twice now (and I randomly re-read parts of MotU at least once a week!)! I actually donated to 5 lovely ladies for FGB! [MotU, UoEM, CW&IA, COH, and Osa Bella!]
Oh and I just caved and read Emancipation Proclamation, staying up till 3am more than once, and finally finishing a few days ago. Because I did an all-fucking-nighter! All that before I realized the damn thing isn't even complete yet! FUCK ME. 77 motherfucking chapters, and most of the last 10 or so chapters are 60 fucking pages long! I haven’t decided which is worse…waiting and waiting and waiting for a story to update or becoming sleep deprived because ALL I want to do is keep reading, ALL FUCKING NIGHT LONG!!! I barely slept; didn’t clean much; I did have to go the store and do some laundry but that is only because I didn’t want my husband to divorce me…or block my wireless connection. I might have to cut-a-bitch…uhm, go all Lorena Bobbitt, if he even THOUGHT about fucking with my internet connection.
So, all this rambling to say, I’m going to do some lame and very late blog posts sooner or later. I’m going to aim for one a week. But school is starting in 3 weeks and I have 12 fucking units including a fucking Shakespeare class, and I really need to learn better time management so I don’t have to hide away for 4 months again. I can’t give up the fanfiction, or Rob, again! I mean, could you say goodbye to THIS?
FUCK!!!
