Shoulda been my first post & one of the reasons I LOVE GEM!!

***one last try to make it pretty, see previous post***

So what I am about to ramble on about here is one of the reasons I wanted to start a blog to begin with. Another is so GEM and I can say we are Cool-Like-That (All Digable Planets style!)*If I was really cool like that, I would know how to make that a link to the You Tube video, damn it! But the song really isn't THAT cool! And, I am not really trying very hard either!*

Anyways...back to this blog post...

So, waaaay back in early September (I looked up the email string), I recieved a letter in my mailbox from GEM. MAIL, you know the thing that you need to put a stamp on and a person delivers it to your door....real slow like! Curious, and knowing it HAD to be good (GEM IS Cool-Like-That!), I tore open the envelope and what do I find?

This...

What is that, you ask? Here is a close up or three! (Don't hate on my super-mad "PAINT" skills to protect GEM's "innocence"!)

*Like, I wouldn't think it was funny, GEM!*

*I'll be the hot fudge on a cool, creamy Edward! *

Yeah, that's right, GEM found an envelope, addressed it, wasted a bill-paying-worthy stamp, and MAILED me a coupon...for Edward's Singles. I think it was the "You know you want me." that got her...and me!

This, of course, prompts a thank you letter...you know, the fast, interwebs way!

email to GEM from lrb-

Hello GEM-
I just got your letter. That shit cracks me up. I took pictures, and if I can find the time (translated to mean, never, damn it), you and your coupon are going to be my
first post on my "fake" blog...you know the one I created so I don't have all the twilight stuff connected to my "real" blog...you know the one that I don't ever update!!

I will let you know when I get the post done. I need to work some photoshop magic, to keep the innocent, namely you and your name, well, to keep you innocent!

:)lrb

And the back and forth begins....

GEM to lrb:

"I am SO GLAD you got the joke... I mean, I thought it was funny, but I was
like, what if she doesn't think it's funny? Then I look like such an asshole. Are we
twitards of our own?

I love that you are starting a fake blog... I keep trying to start one too, can't decide
between blogspot and livejournal, have you used either? where is your real blog? And I need my Team Jacob photo for 'my' blog! Ha!" email continues...something about hot rpattz smokin' a ciggy pictures..."I'm sorry but sometimes he just looks like a pudgy brit boy which is kinda what he is. Taycob NEVER looks like a pudgy white boy! ;) GEM" *This email response started the "pudgy brit boy" hate from GEM, see my ACTUAL first post - linked if I was cool-like-that!*

lrb to GEM:

"And he isn't pudgy, just white! I have nothing to say about Taycob...I am just awed
that you are using his name that way :) I don't refer to HIM as Robward...It is either Edward or Robert, depending on which fantasy I am telling/living/drooling over!!! :)"

GEM to lrb:

"I called him Taycob, to be honest, because I started out typing Jacob, knew that wasn't right, but sometimes have a hard time remembering if his name is TYLER or TAYLOR. Look, I just want to nail him, it's not like I want to get to know him or anything." *lrb note: What a fan GEM is, huh!?*

lrb to GEM:

"All I have to say is...I LOVE YOU...You complete me...You are my life now! Whatever, I can't imagine a funnier, nicer person with whom to be so incredibly dorky! (Warning---tangent---I hate the English language sometimes...ending sentences with prepositions just sounds so much better...and less pretentious and snooty...or maybe it is just a comfort thing?---tangent done!) Thanks for finally coming to the dark side...and by dark side, I mean that Taylor will never be a pudgy, white, British boy, so you can have him! I was amazed about the Taycob thing because that is what they call him, if you are "in the know", or read a lot of useless info on the interwebs!"...ramble, ramble... "Andddd...*I am a big "AND" person* I mentioned to Stresser Mom *who was stressing cuz she felt left out of the loop in the GEM/lrb twi-dorkiness!* today that I hadn't seen you in a while (okay, so it has been, what, like 2 weeks? FOREVER!!), but that we actually email quite a bit! I think it is funny and great and I LOVE you for it! And since that puts us back where I started this response, with me confessing my love for you, I am off to bed!"

So, GEM...

I LOVE YOU because...

You complete me!

You send me mail, through the post office

You mail me coupons that remind you, and me, of Edward and his dessert-y yummi-ness!

You will gladly let me have Robert, and I will bail you out of jail for it!

And, with that bit of poetry, I am off to bed!

:)lrb

PS - fucking blogger better fucking not fuck up my fucking formatting, FUCK!